Jenny Christine and the Boogieman

 

Jenny Christine was every parent’s dream,
a quiet child who would rarely scream.
She did her homework every night
and never fussed or picked a fight.

She cleaned her room without being told
and was, they said, worth more than gold.
A bookish girl, both sharp and keen,
the smartest child they had ever seen.

She mastered math and spelling tests;
in French she ranked among the best.
She swore she’d fix a car with a wrench,
if they'd just say yes and give consent.

One thing Jenny knew was fact:
monsters were myths. That much she’d cracked.
So finding one there in her room
should have filled her heart with doom.

But Jenny only shook her head,
shut the closet door, and went to bed.
The Boogie Monster stood stunned and pale,
unsure how he could ever fail.

He popped his head back in its place,
then leapt so she could see his face.
He ripped it off and howled in pain,
then snapped it on his neck again.

He growled and groaned and thrashed about,
determined he would draw a shout.
Jenny yawned and softly said,
“Are you quite finished with your dread?”

His jaw fell hard against the floor.
He fixed it fast and tried once more.
He climbed her dresser, checked his look.
The scariest monster in the book.

He plucked his eyes out, one by one,
stomped his feet and shrieked for fun.
He clawed his hair and split the air,
but Jenny only watched his stare.

“Is that it?” Jenny coolly said.
“My brother’s tantrums wake the dead.
Next to his fits, you’re rather tame.
For such a monster, that’s a shame.”

“I do not understand,” he said.
“Why don’t you hide beneath your bed?
You should be trembling there instead,
too scared to lift your little head.”

“Why would I?” said Jenny then.
“You are not real. Just dreams pretend.”
“I am not a dream,” the Boogie said,
and leaned in closer to her bed.

“You want me false. You want me lies,
so you can hide behind wise eyes.
But Jenny Christine, I know your fears.
I’ve stood in shadows through your tears.

You tell yourself you’re not like them
so it won’t hurt you’ve lost a friend.
And if I were just make-believe,
you would not feel this.” He pinched her sleeve.

Jenny’s breath caught sharp and thin.
The fear she locked came rushing in.
She let out one piercing scream,
splitting night and breaking dream.

Her parents burst into the room.
The Boogie vanished in the gloom.
They checked her closet, searched her bed,
and heard each trembling word she said.

When all was proved both safe and sound,
they tucked her in and left the room.
But Jenny lay there, wide awake,
aware at last of what was fake.

She turned and slowly checked her bed,
then faced the closet where he’d fled.
“Good night, Boogie,” Jenny said.

From dark above, a floating head.

“Good night, Jenny,” soft and low.
“And now,” it said, “you finally know.”

Jessie Goes To The Moon

Jessie Goes To The Moon

(and meets the Sandman)

Jessie built himself a ship

and flew to the moon, oh what a trip!
He met some creatures who lived on the moon,
silly little creatures we’ll call the Loons.

They met him when he left his ship,
a parade of Loons that jumped and flipped.
They blipped and bleeped and welcomed him there,
little green creatures with bright orange hair.

They told him they were glad he’d come,
for they had a task they couldn’t get done.
The Sandman, who also lived on the moon,
had fallen asleep sometime last June.

He’d been filling his bags full of sleep sand,
when he wiped some off on the back of his hand.
It got in his eyes and he drifted to sleep,
and now he was snoring so heavy and deep.

So the Loons had gathered the sand they could find,
but making more sand had them puzzled in mind.
More and more people were staying awake,
for no one knew how new sand to make.

The sleep sand stores were running low,
and still the Sandman would not show.
They shouted and shouted and called his name,
but sleeping so deeply, he stayed the same.

Jessie tried hard to think what to do,
but how to make sand, he hadn’t a clue.
Then he said, “Bring pans, every one you can.
Let’s wake up that sleepy old Sandman.”

From every kitchen across the moon
came forks and knives and spoons in a swoon.
Pots and pans in a clanging parade,
the noisiest racket the Loons ever made.

They banged and bammed and crashed and clattered,
till Jessie thought his ears would shatter.
The noise grew loud, louder than thunder,
when suddenly up popped the Sandman from under.

He blinked and yawned and scratched his head.
“Did I oversleep?” the Sandman said.
They told him how long and all that they’d kept,
and how the whole world had nearly not slept.

Together they worked with Jessie’s hand,
mixing and sifting the fresh new sand.
Soon every bag was filled up tight,
ready to sprinkle dreams that night.

At last Jessie said, “It’s time for home,
but I’ll try to call you on the phone.”
The Loons all waved with sleepy grins
and thanked their brave and helpful friend.

He climbed aboard his ship once more
and gently rose from the moon’s bright shore.
But this isn’t the end, oh no, not soon,
for Jessie will visit again the moon.

Stinky Skunk

Stinky Skunk watched the boy kicking stones and splashing in the puddles. He was moving closer and closer to where Stinky was hiding. Stinky lifted his tail, ready to react if the boy found him … he knew this child. He liked to collect things. Stinky didn’t want to end up in his collection, like Pickles once had. The boy jumped in another puddle, splashing mud and water up onto his shirt. He was about to jump again, bending his knees and preparing to leap in the air, when he stopped. 

“Kitty…” The boy took a step towards the bush.

“Caleb, time to go inside!”

A girl took the boy by the hand and pulled him towards the house. “Look at how muddy you are.” She sniffed the air. “And stinky. Now I have to give you a bath.”

“But I don’t want a bath, Sarwah. I like being muddy and stinky.”

“Well no one else enjoys it,” the girl laughed. “Now come on, mom’s bringing pizza home.”

Stinky watched the two disappear into the house and then came out of the bushes. He had to agree … being stinky was fun. Speaking of stink … the skunk sniffed the air. He smelled something yummy. There was a garbage can by the side of the house. The lid was up and the smell was coming from inside.

“Hmmm, let’s see what delicious treat waits me inside.”

“Please tell me you aren’t going to eat garbage.” Pickles said, hopping out from behind the can.

“Of course I am,” Stinky said. “You know the saying, garbage today, food tomorrow.”

“I’ve never heard that saying,” Pickles said.

“Besides,” Stinky said, climbing up onto the side of the garbage container, “you eat flies. Who are you to judge?”

“You eat flies too.”

“And fruit, insects, yummy yummy bacon … the things humans throw out … and, oh my ... YES! EGGS!” Stinky dove into the pile of garbage … or paradise. It’s all in the eye of the beholder.

“Eggs?” Pickles croaked.

Stinky stuck his head up. He had an egg shell in his mouth. “Rotten eggs. The best kind.”

The End

I Think I'm Going To Be Silly Today

I Think I'm Going to be Silly Today

by L. Hollar

I think I’m going to be silly today
And do things  in a different way.
I’ll put my shoes on the wrong feet,
Different colors, one blue, one pink.

I’ll eat my sandwich wrong side out,
Jump up and down and give a shout.
I’ll try on mamas’dressing gown
And watch television upside down.

Since today I’m being silly,
I’ll run around all willy-nilly.
I’ll find my friends, Lulu and Nogs,
So we can hop around like frogs.

When I go to bed tonight,
I’ll end my silly day just right.
I’ll put my P.J.’s on backwards
And say some silly good night words.

Then I’ll sleep upside down,
Under my bed, on the ground.
Until Mama puts me back in bed
And kisses my silly little head.

Frankenstein's Castle

Frankenstein’s Castle

 by L. Hollar

High above Monstropolis, 
On the mountainside,

Is where our tale begins tonight,
At Castle Frankenstein.

The castle looms,
Above the town,

Where spooky lights gloom
And eerie sounds, sound

It’s home to Dr. Frankenstein,
 A strange little surgeon

Of questionable mind. 

But Monstropolis is home

To many things strange,
 so what does it matter

If the doctor is crazed?

 Just the other night,

During a summer storm,
 lightning lit the castle,

Revealing an eerie form. 

Then the doctors’ voice was heard,

The chilling voice of the mentally disturbed.

"It’s alive,"
was all that he said,

But not one single heart
 filled up with dread.

Which brings us back to the story tonight

And why Frankenstein’s’ castle 
is lit by ghost light.

After more than a year, 
since first moving in,

The strange little doctor 
is throwing a shin dig.

He’s invited the whole town 
to come see his home,

And meet his new creation, 
before they leave for Rome.

What’s that you wonder? 
Why Rome, you ask.

Well that’s a different story; 
I’ll leave it for last.

The whole town turned out this night,

Witches and monsters, 
Vampires in flight.

Mummies, Zombies, 
Werewolves too
All came out 
By ones and by twos.

Monsters of all shape,
Monsters of all size,

Monsters with creepy, crawly,
 slitherin’ eyes.

They were met at the door, 
By a hunched little man,

Who welcomed them there,
 and said he was Dan.

What’s that?
 Where’s Igor?

He’s gone on vacation, 
down by the shore.

But Dan is hunch backed,
With only one eye,

And can fill in for Igor,
While at the seaside.

He was sent here to work, 
by Monsters R Us,

And does his job well, 
With very little fuss.

At least, mumbled Dan, 
I answer the door,

Which is more than is said 
for lazy Igor.

Now back to my story, 
where was I at?

Oh yes, oh yes,
 on the welcome Matt.

(Sorry Matt, didn’t mean to step on your back.)

So Dan invited the monsters inside,

Including the mysterious Mr. Hyde.

I’m glad you made it, Frankenstein sung,

Grasping the hands of his old college chum.

The two had gone, 
to the School of the Weird,

For the mentally insane 
And the medically feared.

I wouldn’t have missed it, 
Mr. Hyde said,

But first I had to get HIM 
out of my head.

Him being Mr. Hyde’s other half,

The boring and snoring Dr. Jekyll half.

No sense of humor, never any fun,

That Dr. Jekyll, you know the one.

The Invisible Man,
Medusa too,
The Mummy, Thing,
And ghosts that said Boo.

Witches with faces
To fill hearts with dread,
Ghouls, Phantoms
And other un-dead.

They were there to meet Frankenstein's creature,
One more gruesome

than your substitute teacher.

You doubt that, you say,

Well let’s just see, he’s on his way.

All of Monstropolis holds their breath,

All except those, encumbered by death.

The walls begin to crack; 
the floor begins to shake,

And beneath their feet,  
The castle quakes.

Then into the room, the creature came,

Soon to be known, by his maker’s name.

Held together, by wire, bolts 
and a little duct tape,
All the monsters mouths,
Dropped open, agape. 

The doctor had used whatever it took,

To give his new creature 
A monstrous new look.

All of Monstropolis applauded his work,

All except one, who thought him a jerk.

I went to school, with this Frankenstein,

And believe you me; he’s out of his mind.

His creatures not put together, 
very well at all,

He won’t even last 
till the beginning of fall.

But everyone knew, he was jealous

And substitute teacher was just being grim.

So they ignored what he had to say

And partied all night and into the day.

Then before long, it was time to go home

And leave the doctor and his creature alone.

Frankenstein paid the band,

Packed their bags, and said goodbye to Dan.

Then they were off, headed to Rome,

It might be a few weeks, before they come home.

"Why Rome?" You ask again.

The answer is simple, 
My curious friend.

Frankenstein's monster,
well, he likes Italian food.
And he wants you to know,
His name is Bob.

The End

copyright 2020© Lisa McCourt Hollar. All Rights Reserved

Kylee Meets Santa

Kylee opened her eyes. It was Christmas Eve and she was supposed to be sleeping so Santa could deliver presents. But she heard something. A thud and a thump. She heard it again. What was going on?

She climbed out of bed. She bet that Jacob was up to something and she was going to catch him. The pesky elf had been doing naughty things ever since he came to stay with them. He was their shelf elf, but he never stayed on the shelf and was always getting into trouble. He even toilet papered her closet!

She looked in on her brother, just to make sure Jacob wasn’t bothering him. Corbin was sleeping peacefully. She heard another thud. It was coming from the living room.

“Jacob had better not be messing with the tree,” she thought. She tiptoed towards the living room, determined that she would catch him in the act. When she peaked around the corner, she couldn’t believe her eyes. It wasn’t Jacob, but  Santa Claus. He was pulling presents from a big red bag and placing them under the tree.

Suddenly he stopped and he turned around, looking towards the hallway. Kylee clamped her hand over her mouth to keep from making any noise and pressed her back against the wall. Did he know she was there?

“Kylee,” Santa called, “Why don’t you come out here and see me. You don’t have to hide.”

That answered that. Kylee stepped into the living room.

“What are you doing sneaking around in the middle of the night?” Santa asked.

“I heard a noise and I thought it was Jacob. He’s really a very naughty elf.”

“Ho ho ho,” Santa laughed, “he is quite the mischief maker. But he’s not all bad. He told me you have been a very good girl this year.”

Kylee’s face lit up.

“As for the noise, I tripped when I stepped out of the chimney.”

“We don’t have a chimney,” Kylee said, but then her eyes widened when she looked behind Santa and saw that there was indeed a chimney.

“Christmas magic,” Santa said. “There has to be a chimney for me to come in.”

“I never thought about it,” Kylee said. “What happens to the chimney after you leave?”

“It disappears until next Christmas.”

Kylee was a curious girl, so she went over and stuck her head up the chimney.

“Ho, ho, be careful,” Santa started to say, but Kylee didn’t hear the rest of what he said because a gust of wind came along and pulled her up into the chimney. Before she knew it, she was standing on her own roof.

“Wow,” she said. Santa’s sleigh was there… and his reindeer. “Rudolph!” She took a careful step and then seeing that she wasn’t going to fall, she reached out and petted the reindeer with the shiny nose. He sniffed her hand and then nuzzled her palm.

“He’s looking for a carrot,” Santa said and he pulled one out of his pocket and handed it to her. Kylee held it out to Rudolph.

“Come on,” Santa said, “we have to get you back inside. I don’t think your mom would like it if she woke up and you were on the roof.”

Kylee agreed. She turned to go back in and then stopped. Jacob was sitting on top of the chimney. He waved to her and then jumped into Santa’s sleigh.

“He’ll be coming with me,” Santa said. “but he’ll be back next year, so he can tell me if you’ve been bad or good.”

“Someone needs to tell him to be good,” Kylee said. “Did you know he likes to swing from the dining room light?”

Santa chuckled and then helped Kylee back into the chimney. “Be careful when you step out,” Santa warned. And then she found herself sliding down.

When she stepped out of the fireplace, it disappeared behind her. “Mom,” she yelled, “come quick!”

“Kylee,” her mother said, rubbing her eyes, “what are you doing up?”

“Santa was here. Look, he left presents, and I got to go up a chimney and meet Rudolph and I fed him a carrot.”

Her mother smiled. “We don’t have a chimney.”

“I know that. Santa has his own. He has to get into our house somehow.”

“I always thought he used the front door.”

“Can we get Corbin up?” Kylee asked. She was jumping up and down, excited.

“I suppose,” her mother said and she started to head to Corbin’s room but then she heard a noise outside. She looked out the window and rubbed her eyes. It couldn’t be…

Kylee ran to the window and looked out. She saw Santa’s sleigh flying through the air. Rudolph’s nose was lit up and it looked like Jacob was sitting on his back. She shook her head… he really was going to be a handful for Santa this year.”

Christmas Magic

The cat sat in the snowy road, oblivious to the cold. The snow slowly drifted down, covering his soft fur. Still, he didn't move. In the distance, the sound of sleigh bells could be heard. It was Christmas Eve and magic filled the air.

The cat watched the ground, as a small trail appeared in the road. It didn't travel in a straight line, but rather zigged and zagged across the snow. Yawning, the cat stretched, and then stalked along the path, sneaking up on the creature who seemed unaware of the felines presence.

"You're late," the cat hissed.

"Ahhh!" A tiny mouse jumped into the air, startled by the sudden appearance of the cat. "Maxamillion," the mouse squeaked, "Why do you insist on always giving me a heart attack?"

"Why do you always insist on being afraid of me, Lenny?"

"I'm not afraid if you, but you aren't like other cats either."

"I'm just like other cats. Pointy ears, tail, fur ... Sharp teeth for eating mice." Max leered at the mouse, showing off his teeth.

"Knock it off," Lenny said, pushing the cat away with a tiny paw.  "We don't have long. Santa will be here soon."

"Well there wouldn't be such a rush if you weren't late."

"You try walking through the snow when you're only 2 inches. I couldn't even see where I was going."

"I guess I should just be glad you made it. I haven't seen Jack anywhere."

"He's not coming."

"What do you mean he's not coming? This was his idea!"

"Yeah, that's Jack," Lenny said, "full of big ideas, but no carry through. He decided to stay behind with the kid ... Just in case things don't work out."

"Meaning he doesn't think we can do it. You know, one night a year that Christmas magic let's us talk, and yet he doubts that we can pull off a little thing like this."

"Well, I have to admit, I have my doubts. We are after all, planning to highjack Santa's sleigh."

"Not highjack," Max mewled. "Borrow."

"Forcefully." Lenny said.

"Persuasively. And for a good cause."

That good cause was just down the road, in the company of Jack, a very persuasive, yet timid Saint Bernard. A little girl that all three animals loved with all their hearts. For a moment, Max wondered about the wisdom of what they were about to try and do, but then he thought of that little girl and pictured her face, and he knew he would move the world for her, if he could. 

The sound of sleigh bells were closer and Max and Lenny hurried and hid behind a tree. The snow, which was already shining bright, began to glow brighter, until the air was almost luminescent. In the sky, a sleigh being pulled by 8 reindeer appeared and the two animals realizes a failure in their plan. Neither one of them could fly.

The sled flew overhead, and Max stared in awe at the sight of the jolly man in the seat. What's more, the man was watching Max, a smile on his face and a gleeful Ho Ho Ho booming from his mouth.  Santa pulled on the reins and the reindeer circled the cat and mouse before landing the sled on the ground.

"Max, Lenny," Santa said, greeting them, "I was hoping I'd see you tonight."

"You know us?" Lenny squeaked.

"Of course I know you," Santa laughed. "I know everything about you, and Jack, and how you take care of little Anna."

"Then you know why we are here," Max said, feeling the disappointment spread through him. He knew it had been hopeless. Jack was right to doubt their success.

"No, he was not right," Santa said, startling the cat.

"You know what we planned to do?" Max asked. He felt a little ashamed, but not too ashamed. He loved that little girl and would still try to move the world for her, if he could, just to make her happy.

"Yes," Santa said.

"So you'll let us borrow your sleigh?" Lenny asked.

"Nooo." Santa said, with  a twinkle in his eye. "But I will give you a ride back to the house. It's cold out here and there is a little girl who is going to be missing you when she sees that you are gone."

"She doesn't need us," Max said. "She needs her mom, and her mom is on the other side of the world right now. That's why we need your sled, so we can bring her home."

"You don't need my sleigh for that," Santa said, "Just a little Christmas magic and a little faith. Now hop on in and away we go."

The two animals climbed into the sleigh, but they were both afraid to hope. Anna's mom was supposed to be home for Christmas, but her plane had been grounded because of the snow. There was no way she'd be home in time.

Santa's sleigh rose into the air and flew toward Anna's house. The house should have been dark. Anna and her father should be asleep. But the house was lit up. As they got closer, they could hear Jack barking with joy. Even better, Max's sharp ears caught the sound of laughter. It sounded like Anna.

"What is going on?" Lenny asked.

Then through the window, they saw Anna's mom. She was home.

"How?" Max wondered.

"Christmas magic, cat," one of the reindeer said. And then the sleigh landed on the ground and Santa ushered the cat and mouse out of the sled.  The two said their goodbyes, both filled with wonder, and then rushes through the flap on the door so they could join the festivities.

 Everyone was so happy, hugging each other, saying Merry Christmas, singing songs and listening to Anna's mom explain how she manages to find a plane to bring her home. Everyone was so caught up in her story about a strange man who offered her, and the other military men and women on leave a ride in his private jet, and how that jet seemed to be able to move at a strangely fast speed, that no one noticed as Santa put presents under the tree before taking off for the next house on his list... No one that is except for Jack, who was too timid to even say hi.